¥Ê¥¥ÊTHE TOP 15 SIGNS YOU ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH YOUR COMPUTER ¥¥Ê¥


15.  After reading this message, you immediately E-mail it to a friend.

14.  You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

13.  You tell the cab driver you live at: http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html

12.  You don't know what gender three of your closet friends are, because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.

11.  You check your mail.  It says "no new messages," So you check it again.

10.  You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

9.  You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

8.  You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word (e.g. processor.com)

7.  You start using smileys in your snail mail.

6.  You laugh at people with 14.4 baud modems.

5.  You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

4.  You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

3.  You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

2.  You name your children Eudora, AOL and DotCom.




... and the #1 sign you are spending too much time with your computer...




1.    You wake up at 3 AM and go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed.