The top 11 things you never want to hear from your manager:


11. Why's it doing that?

10. We're having a conference call.

9. We'll get right on that.

8. Just put in a requisition for it.

7. Don't worry, I have a plan.

6. Can you resend that?

5. There's been a change of plans.

4. Will you be home around ____ ?

3. This will only take a few minutes.

2. Got plans for this weekend?

1. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?