Whenever someone's strange sign description appears on r.h.f., a whole
bunch more are submitted.  Rather than place them in separate jokes, here
are several more amusing signs.  If you don't care for weird signs, you
only have to ignore this posting, this time.

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Those familiar with the Angels Camp/Big Trees area of the
Sierra Nevada might have seen the local utilities sigh in
a small town called Ebbetts Pass.

The sign reads "Ebbetts Pass Gas." 

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While on vacation in Oklahoma, I saw a sign announcing the available services
at the snack bar:

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  |  ICE CREAM  |
  |   TOILETS   |
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This could explain those cold toilet seats.  To be safe though, I'd recommend
you get your ice cream in a cup, not a bowl.  And stay away from the chocolate.

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One of my favorite signs used to be on Prospect Street in Mid-Cambridge:

	Savage Tax

The place was an accounting firm.  My all time favorite is still in
business on Mass Ave in North Cambridge:

	Long Funeral Service

I guess they're popular with people who felt their relatives never
really appreciated them.

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As long as we're doing traffic signs, there's one here
in town that warns:

      LOW
     BRIDGE
    2500 FEET

Unfortunately the sign is only 7 feet off the ground
which doesn't help the poor guy who needs to duck.

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And then there's the sign in Boston giving the direction 
of the Callahan Tunnel and the North End area of the city,
which reads:

        -------------------------
        |                       |
        |  /__     TUNNEL       |
        |  \      NO  END       |
        |                       |
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                   | |
                   | |

I'm never quite sure that I want to go into this tunnel!

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My favorite sign is in my home town, North Reading:

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	|   NO. READING      |
	|   PUBLIC LIBRARY   |
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