The Food Chain at Microsoft
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- Bill Gates
Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Walks on water
Talks with God

- Vice President, Microsoft Inc.
As fast as a speeding bullet
Stops locamotives with a running start
Leaps 10 story buildings in a single bound
Walks on water on calm days
Talks with God (by appointment only)

- CEO Microsoft
Faster than a speeding BB
Pulls stalled locamotives
Leaps tall houses in a single bound
Walks on water (indoor swimming pools)
Talks with God by special request

- Head of Developments
Packs a .44 magnum
Changes locamotive wheels without a jack
Climbs up the sides of tall buildings
Swims the English Channel daily
Occasionally addressed by God

- Director, Reasearch & Development
Carries a loaded .22
Drives a locomotive to work
Climbs up the fire escape and JUMPS down the other side
Swims well
Prays often

- Project Manager
Can fire a slingshot
Waves at passing locomotives
Takes the elevator
Walks on thin ice
Goes to church on Sundays

- Programming Team Leader
Is not issued live ammunition
Says "look at the cho-cho"
Afraid of heights
Wears "Water Wings"
Talks to himself

- System Programmer
Catches speeding bullets with his teeth
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Picks up buildings and walks under them
Parts the water and walks through lakes
he IS God