The wrestler was about to enter the match, and the coach gives him some last
minute advice.

"Son....whatever you do, do *not* let yer opponent get you in the pretzel
hold.  If you do, it's all over".

The match begins, and soon enough, he's in the pretzel hold.  They're a
rumblin' and a tumblin', still in the pretzel hold.

All of a sudden the wrestler sees a set of balls right in front of his face.
In desperation, he bites them.

 .....WHAM!!.....

The wrestler not only gets outta the hold, but he *slams* his opponent
to the turf, pins him, and wins!!!

After the match coach asks "Son, what happened??!!  After you were in the
pretzel hold, I thought you were finished!!"

"Well coach", the wrestler said, "you *just* wouldn't believe how strong you
can get after you bite yer own balls".