SEX DICTIONARY
 
 1. Hot Lunch- While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

 2. The Stranger- Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerk off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

 3. Donkey Punch- Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of head.  This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

 4. Golden Shower- Any form of dropping piss all over a girl.

 5. Pearl Necklace- Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

 6. Coyote- This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.

 7. Purple Mushroom- This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.

 8. The Flying Camel- A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

 9. Fishhook- A variation of the shocker in which you pull back the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

 10. The Ram- Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

 11. Dog in a Bathtub- This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

 12. Felching- It occurs when one fucks another in the ass and then sucks it out with a straw.  Only included for those of you who are considering going to jail.

 13. Tossing Salad- Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e.,Jello, olive oil, etc.

 14. The Bronco- Back to reality with this classic. You start by doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

 15. Pink glove- This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

 16. The Fountain of Youth - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)

 17. New York Style Taco- Antyime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf on her box.
 
 18. Jelly Donut : When you are getting a blow job you withdraw, ejaculating in her face, then punch her to bloody her nose.

 19. Dutch Oven: again, during a blow job, but instead you pull your t-shirtover her head and rip a big fart.

 20. Ronska: While doing a chick from behind, insert your thumb into her anus right before she's about to cum. I don't know if its any good, but it sounds pretty funny.

 21. The Flabbergaster: Chicks love this.... Let a girl toss your salad and then let out the biggest, wettest fart you can..
 
 22. Six Pack: This gets its name because when applied with the right
 timing
 and force, the recipient gets a bit of a shock. Start with an unsuspecting girl on her knees, and quickly stick your index finger and thumb into her two fun spots... She'll love you forever..

 23. The Shocker:  When a guy inserts his index and middle finger into avagina and at the same time inserts his pinky into her anus.  Thumb may beused as a clit tickler

 24.  The Spock Shock:  When a guy gives the shocker, but puts both thering finger and the pinky into the anus
 
 25. The Stinky Pinky: any time you stick your pinky up a butt.
 
 26. The Tidal Wave: When you are doing a big fat chick from behind andyou get your rhythm going, you create the tidal wave with her flab. It cannotbe stopped.

 27. The Chicken Coop: When more guys put their shlongs into a girl at one time. (a.k.a. The Sword Fight)
 
 28. Rogering: (I'm gonna give her a good rogering.) The art of screwing a girl so hard that when you are finished, she cant move her legs for a half hour.. (works best with her legs over your shoulders.)
 
 29.  Tea Bagging: With the girl lying on her back, proceed to dip your balls in and out of her mouth like a tea bag.
 
 30. The Blaster: While doing a girl up the butt, enjoying yourself, she suddenly gives you the blaster... In other words, she rips one... It feels kind of good, but damn! Your pecker stinks for a while.

 31. Great Balls of Fire!: Happens when you are doing a girl who's on the rag, and when your done, you look down and your nuts are as red as fire. (a.k.a. Crunchberries)

 32. The Fish Salad: A variation of the flabbergaster: When eating a girl out she queefs. Yum.
 
 33. Three Bagging: When the girl your doing is so ugly, you need three paper bags. One to put over her face, the second to put over yours in case her's breaks, and the third to put over your dogs face so he respects you in the morning.

 34.  The Dirty Sanchez: When hitting a girl doggy style, a guy jams his finger into her anus and wipes the crap off on her upper lip. Also known as The Dirty Sanders. 
 
 35.  The Bacon Surprise:  A girl swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string, then a guy is hitting her in the ass.  Right before ejaculation the guy yanks the bacon out by the string, thus invoking the gag reflex and causing the sphincter to tighten for a better bust.

 36. Arabian Goggles:  A guy drops his package on a girls forehead in a way that the testicles drop into the eyes and the shaft drapes down  the nose, resembling a gas mask.

 37.  The Bismark:  When receiving a blow job, a guy hits the girl in the jaw with a hard hook immediately after ejaculation.   (Note: Be careful)

 38. Kennebunkport Surprise:  A guy stows some clam chowder in his cheek prior to going down on a girl.  Once down, he spits the chowder onto the girl andfreaks out pretending that the chowder came out of the vagina.  (Highly amusing)

 39. Bustache:  When a guy withdraws from a blow job just before ejaculation and creams across a girl's upper lip.