Subject: An Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.  St. Peter checks his
dossier and says "Ah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of Hell, and is admitted.  Pretty
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell,
and starts to design and build improvements.  After a while, they have
air conditioning, escalators, and flush toilets, and the engineer is a
real popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the phone and says with a sneer, "so
how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replies:  "Hey, things are going great.  We have air conditioning,
escalators, and flush toilets.  There is no telling what this engineer is
going to come up with next."

God replies, "What???  You've got an engineer down there?  There has been
a mistake.  He should never have been sent down there.  Send him up here
right now!"

Satan says, "No way.  I like having an engineer on staff, and I'm
keeping him."

God says, "Send him back or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right!  And just where are
YOU going to get a lawyer?"